Sunday, 29 April 2012

hi gem

ƓƐᙢ♥тyler (12:17)
i am very horny and i feel the need to fucck someone

ƓƐᙢ♥тyler (12:17)
<3

ƓƐᙢ♥тyler (12:17)
you?

ƓƐᙢ♥тyler (12:17)
or shall i ask tyler tomorrow<3



o-o
save it for tyler beb ;-)
-Luucuccucucucucccccieiieieiee

Friday, 27 April 2012

Sunday, 22 April 2012

hi


-Luuuuuuuc,;-)

I haven't heard this song in aaaaaaaages :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkyfRu-dpvc


This is just an amazing song c:

-Merryn xo
c:

HAHAHAHAHA "BOOBISH" ;D

(13:37) Gemizzle♥POP:): LOLOL
(13:37) Jσниηy♥Crчsч: im trying 2 act boobish so ppl give me gummies
(13:37) Jσниηy♥Crчsч: buiness my good friend
(13:37) P a i g e: boobish
(13:37) M e r r y n: boobish?
(13:37) M e r r y n: LOL
(13:37) Gemizzle♥POP:): HAHHSHHAHHAHAAHAA
(13:37) Jσниηy♥Crчsч: ohh s'it
(13:37) Jσниηy♥Crчsч: lol
(13:37) P a i g e: s'it
(13:37) Gemizzle♥POP:): boobish
(13:37) Jσниηy♥Crчsч: guess i still hav the mood from last night
(13:37) Jσниηy♥Crчsч: anyways
(13:37) M e r r y n: LOLOL
(13:37) Jσниηy♥Crчsч: noobish
(13:37) M e r r y n: HAHHAHHAHA
(13:37) Gemizzle♥POP:): LOL#
(13:37) M e r r y n: I JUST GOT THAT
(13:37) Gemizzle♥POP:): LOLOLOLOLOL
(13:37) M e r r y n: HHAHAHAHAAHA

- Hahahaha "boobish"
- Merryn :-)

GANG FIGHT

Enjoooooy.
-Luuuuucccccc,xo

Saturday, 21 April 2012

SUCH A SLUT


(16:22) Gemizzle: ;o
(16:22) Luсiegemizzy: im eating my bread and
(16:22) Gemizzle: wine
(16:22) Luсiegemizzy: i just remembered
(16:22) Luсiegemizzy: when i was younger
(16:22) Luсiegemizzy: everyone tried to persuade me to eat my crusts
(16:22) Luсiegemizzy: persuade? idk
(16:22) Luсiegemizzy: and they were all like
(16:23) Luсiegemizzy: 'if you eat them, your hair will be curly! :D'
(16:23) Gemizzle: HAHAHAHAHAAH
(16:23) Luсiegemizzy: 'bitch please, theres a reason i straighten my hair.'
(16:23) Gemizzle: ohmygod
(16:23) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: wat r u doing here?
(16:23) Luсiegemizzy: chillin
(16:23) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: ok
(16:23) Luсiegemizzy: bein sexual
(16:23) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: why here
(16:23) Gemizzle: cause
(16:23) Gemizzle: its erm
(16:23) Gemizzle: sexyy
(16:23) Gemizzle: <3
(16:23) Luсiegemizzy: cause this is the sexcave right?>
(16:24) Luсiegemizzy: ??*
(16:24) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: yes
(16:24) Luсiegemizzy: ah good
(16:24) Luсiegemizzy: thought so
(16:24) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: ummm r u a boy and girl?
(16:24) Luсiegemizzy: were both girls..
(16:24) Luсiegemizzy: who did you think was a boy?:o
(16:24) Gemizzle: yes
(16:24) Gemizzle: im a girl
(16:24) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: umm
(16:24) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: me
(16:24) Gemizzle: and thats a dog
(16:24) Gemizzle: <.<
(16:24) Luсiegemizzy: fu
(16:24) Gemizzle: <3
(16:24) Luсiegemizzy: YOU THOUGHT I WAS A BOY
(16:24) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: ok ( ! )
(16:25) Luсiegemizzy: THIS SEXCAVE IS UNSEXY
(16:25) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: i jot
(16:25) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: i make it sexxy
(16:25) Luсiegemizzy: ah ok
(16:25) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: u sexx on a bed
(16:25) Gemizzle: ok]
(16:25) Luсiegemizzy: all better then
(16:25) Luсiegemizzy: okay if we have to..
(16:25) Gemizzle: yes.
(16:25) Luсiegemizzy: paige this boy wants sexx
(16:25) Luсiegemizzy: this is the sexcave
(16:25) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: w8 a sec
(16:25) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: i locking it
(16:26) Luсiegemizzy: oh yay thanks beb
(16:26) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: done
(16:26) Gemizzle: oh good
(16:26) Luсiegemizzy: good
(16:26) Luсiegemizzy: oh a bed
(16:26) Luсiegemizzy: wow thanks bro
(16:26) Gemizzle: ty
(16:26) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: thats ok
(16:26) Luсiegemizzy: its so um
(16:26) Luсiegemizzy: sexyy
(16:27) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: sexx on it then
(16:27) Luсiegemizzy: with who?
(16:27) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: umm me
(16:27) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: ?mabey
(16:27) Luсiegemizzy: okay
(16:27) Luсiegemizzy: who do you want
(16:27) Luсiegemizzy: to have sexx with
(16:27) Luсiegemizzy: both of us?
(16:27) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: yes
(16:27) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: both
(16:27) Luсiegemizzy: shall we bring friends?
(16:27) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: no
(16:27) Gemizzle: unkick
(16:27) Gemizzle: my friend
(16:27) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: no friends
(16:28) Luсiegemizzy: but
(16:28) Gemizzle: P a i g e
(16:28) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: hu i not kick anyone
(16:28) Luсiegemizzy: our friend paige
(16:28) Luсiegemizzy: would really want
(16:28) Luсiegemizzy: to join in
(16:28) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: ok
(16:28) Gemizzle: will join in
(16:28) Luсiegemizzy: she said you're sexyy too
(16:28) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: ok there i unlock my room
(16:28) Gemizzle: P a i g e
(16:29) P a i g e: ;)
(16:29) Luсiegemizzy: now what
(16:29) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: so
(16:29) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: on bed
(16:29) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: hello?
(16:29) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: on bed
(16:29) Luсiegemizzy: yes ma'am
(16:29) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: around me
(16:29) P a i g e: wah:(
(16:29) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: plz
(16:29) Luсiegemizzy: oh my
(16:30) P a i g e: i need to
(16:30) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: ok
(16:30) P a i g e: wear my play suit
(16:30) Luсiegemizzy: LOLOLOL
(16:30) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: me too
(16:30) P a i g e: HAHA
(16:30) Gemizzle: makes me feel bad
(16:30) Luсiegemizzy: o-o
(16:30) Gemizzle: cause im wearing a playsuit
(16:30) Luсiegemizzy: LOL
(16:30) Gemizzle: LOLOL
(16:30) Luсiegemizzy: oh me too then
(16:30) Gemizzle: in rl
(16:30) Gemizzle: o.o
(16:30) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: is this ok
(16:31) Luсiegemizzy: beautiful
(16:31) Luсiegemizzy: LOL
(16:31) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: am ok allready
(16:31) P a i g e: lul this guy's hot.
(16:31) Gemizzle: 'lul'
(16:32) Gemizzle: LOLOL
(16:32) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: ok
(16:32) P a i g e: its a habit, wah:(
(16:32) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: everyone sexx me
(16:32) P a i g e: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
(16:32) P a i g e: im sorry
(16:32) Luсiegemizzy: okay
(16:32) Luсiegemizzy: um
(16:32) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: her turn
(16:32) Luсiegemizzy: me? o-o
(16:33) Luсiegemizzy: LOL
(16:33) Gemizzle: lol
(16:33) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: now bunnyg girl
(16:33) P a i g e: how much are you paying us each
(16:33) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: >>>>>>>v
(16:33) Gemizzle: YEA
(16:33) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: ?
(16:33) P a i g e: oh great my turn
(16:33) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: paying?
(16:33) Luсiegemizzy: yeah
(16:33) P a i g e: yeah
(16:33) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: wat?
(16:33) Gemizzle: yea we're not free
(16:33) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: ok
(16:33) P a i g e: we dont make this magic for free
(16:33) Luсiegemizzy: pay up bro
(16:33) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: wat about 4 food each
(16:33) Gemizzle: 50 pounds every 30 seconds
(16:34) Gemizzle: LOL
(16:34) Luсiegemizzy: 4 FOOD?
(16:34) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: yes
(16:34) P a i g e: WHAT IS THIS
(16:34) Gemizzle: we are not dog
(16:34) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: each
(16:34) Gemizzle: s
(16:34) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: laugh
(16:34) P a i g e: aww i feel bad
(16:34) P a i g e: look at him
(16:34) P a i g e: hes so cute and helpless
(16:35) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: this ok
(16:35) Gemizzle: Did u kick paige?
(16:35) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: no
(16:35) Luсiegemizzy: will you unlock please ma'am
(16:35) Luсiegemizzy: •Izzy♥Źα¢• wants to join in
(16:35) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: who wants my 1st
(16:35) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: ok
(16:35) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: * me
(16:35) Luсiegemizzy: gem can go first
(16:35) Gemizzle: lucky me
(16:35) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: ok
(16:36) Luсiegemizzy: omg jealous
(16:36) Luсiegemizzy: guize this isnt fair i want some
(16:36) Luсiegemizzy: ;D
(16:36) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: ok
(16:36) Luсiegemizzy: dude unlock
(16:36) Gemizzle: unlock?
(16:36) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: i have
(16:36) Luсiegemizzy: no you have not
(16:36) Luсiegemizzy: if you dont unlock
(16:36) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: umm i have
(16:36) Luсiegemizzy: we wont 'sex you'
(16:36) Luсiegemizzy: :(
(16:37) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: it is open
(16:37) Luсiegemizzy: don't lie
(16:37) Luсiegemizzy: ok
(16:37) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: see
(16:37) Luсiegemizzy: yes
(16:37) Luсiegemizzy: it wasnt before
(16:37) •Izzy♥Źα¢•: Im McBoner Boss ;)
(16:37) •Izzy♥Źα¢•: x]
(16:37) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: w8
(16:37) P a i g e: AHAHA
(16:37) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: stop
(16:37) P a i g e: look at my noodle thing
(16:37) Luсiegemizzy: LOLL
(16:37) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: who 1st
(16:37) Gemizzle: paige
(16:37) P a i g e: me baby
(16:37) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: u
(16:38) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: ok
(16:38) Gemizzle: il get off the bed
(16:38) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: ok
(16:38) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: next
(16:38) P a i g e: lol.
(16:38) P a i g e: im insulted
(16:38) Luсiegemizzy: LOL
(16:38) P a i g e: by that
(16:38) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: srry
(16:38) Gemizzle: LOLOLO
(16:38) •Izzy♥Źα¢•: 3SOM
(16:38) ☠•★•☠•★•☠•★•☠: non baldy 1st
(16:39) Gemizzle: let paige
(16:39) Gemizzle: back in

And then he kicked us all. Sad times.
-LLUUUUCCCIIEEE,xo

hi, my name's 6000 'MOTHER CLUCKING' PAGEVIEWS.

Okay you might've realised by now, every time we get a number of pageviews that we like, we take a pic and edit the absolute crap out of it. I go a bit mental with my pro paint skills. Btw I love you, cause if you're looking at this, you're one of however many viewers that give us these sexy numberrrrssssssss.


SEE YOU NEXT TIME, IF WE MANAGE TO GET ANY MORE VIEWS IF WE DON'T SCARE YOU AWAY :D

We loves you,
-Luuuuuuccccccc,xo
'xo's for you, cause I'm happy and you're hot.

Monday, 16 April 2012

This one's for Gem.

I don't know how I start this.. like wtf? I've never had to say goodbye to someone I love so much :c Gem, ha you're like.. one of my best friends ever. You know me inside and out;) Heck, you know me better than some people irl. I remember one of the first times I saw you on pico, you scared me a lil bit :P I was jealous of you for ages, you're damn pretty. I just thought I should add that c: Don't let anyone tell you different.

Omg.. there's so much to say ._. I'm sorry for this post, its gonna be a long one :P

Well I remember when me Gem, Chiz and Lucie did the jingle bells thing
Jingle
Bells
Jingle
All
The
Way

^ That thing. Before Christmas.. omg everything was.. perfect then, I want it back :(

The times at dickland.. HAHA and the 9some beds;] They're sexy.

When life gives you lemons, squirt juice in the whores face;)
Haha ^ I plan on doing that to a few slag bags :) *cough* cookie *cough*

Who will get me and Taloner married now that you're gone hey?;)  xD I remember our little payback sessions;) They were the b a w m b. We'd stay up till stupid hours planning it;] Miss.those.days.


(07:54) ƓƐᙢz♥ηιcк: is wet

^ sorry about the name, but I remember you saying that :)



So.. I think that's maybe enough writing for now, otherwise I'll cry again:L

I love you gem, you're amazing. I don't care how pedo-ey this is, but we will meet up one day, you, Lucie, Chiz et moi (gosh I hate french..) And whores will pay for this shit, I know you was quitting anyway, but they made it all happen fucking sooner, and it won't end like last time. There ain't no going back, i'll never be friends with those slutty whores.


I'll miss you sfm Gemmy <3

- Love from Merr <3333333333333333333333333333

Sunday, 15 April 2012

shes such a fail

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Luсie (20:38)
LOL

мёяя вєяяι♥ (20:38)
wtf laaag

Luсie (20:38)
such a failure

мёяя вєяяι♥ (20:38)
osp;l;/lfkld;fk

мёяя вєяяι♥ (20:38)
SEND

мёяя вєяяι♥ (20:38)
SEEEEENNNNND

мёяя вєяяι♥ (20:38)
o.o

мёяя вєяяι♥ (20:38)
OMG AHHAHAHA

мёяя вєяяι♥ (20:38)
AHAHHA

мёяя вєяяι♥ (20:38)
AH

Luсie (20:38)
hi

мёяя вєяяι♥ (20:38)
AHIO]SDHFJPKOSDFUHEDIUFAHAHAHA

Luсie (20:38)
LOL

мёяя вєяяι♥ (20:38)
WRONG CHAT

Luсie (20:38)
YOU HAD NO IDEA

Luсie (20:38)
LOLOLOLOLOL

мёяя вєяяι♥ (20:39)
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Luсie (20:39)
HAHAHHAHAHHAHA

мёяя вєяяι♥ (20:39)
smooth;]

Luсie (20:39)
nice one ;]

cya
-Lucccccc

"crazy countries"HAHAHAHHA

(15:53) Luсie: on the morrocco trip
(15:53) Luсie: this girl laura
(15:53) Luсie: this morroccan guy
(15:54) Luсie: offered the teacher 12 ferrarris
(15:54) Luсie: for laura
(15:54) Luсie: they always try to buy girls in these crazy countries

.. HAHAHAHA

-Merryn

:) my artt page, considering i spent about 4 hours getting it wrong, im pretty proud of this c:


That's ivy covered in sugar, but it's so dark so you cant see it :P

-Merryn

Saturday, 14 April 2012

:] By me, Cheese and GP

Don't use condoms. Use Ronnydoms;]

Don't use condoms. Use Nommydoms;]

Dont date animals or humans, date Nommy.

Join the RSPCA today, adopt a Nommy for just one buttsexx a month. :)

Be Save. Use Protection. Use Nomdoms. They Make You Bark:)

-Merryn;)

I love will.i.am :)

"I don’t have tactics, I got tictacs cause Im fresh.;)"

-Merryn

Friday, 13 April 2012

HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA CHODIE EARRINGS..

(22:39) hammy hamster: (22:38) hammy hamster: i lost my earring on a ride today
(22:39) hammy hamster: (22:38) hammy hamster: it got caught on chodie

ANNNNNNNNND

(22:39) hammy hamster: my earring got caught on my chode

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

-Merryn;)

hahahahhaa omg im so excited eek

(19:46) Luсie: hehe
(19:46) Luсie: hehehehehehehehe
(19:46) MAC♥: LOL
(19:46) Luсie: hehehehehehewhqwaeehhHEHEHEHEHEHHEE
(19:46) Luсie: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAJHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
(19:46) Luсie: HHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE OMG
(19:46) Luсie: HAHAHAHAHAH EHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEEEE
(19:46) Luсie: YZYAHSAYYAYAYYAYAYAYAYA HAHGAAHHAHAHAHAHA
(19:46) MAC♥: SHE PROBS GUNNA ASK
(19:47) MAC♥: HOW I GOT
(19:47) MAC♥: THE GUMMIES
(19:47) Luсie: HAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHEEHEHEHEHEHEHE YAYAYAYAYAYSYAYAYAYAYYAYY
(19:47) Luсie: HAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAOGMGHHAHAHAHAOMGMGGGGGG
(19:47) Luсie: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHAGAHGAHASWERTGHJ
(19:47) MERR.I.AM♥: o.o
(19:47) MERR.I.AM♥: whaat xD
(19:47) Luсie: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHHAHAHA
(19:47) MERR.I.AM♥: o.o
(19:47) Luсie: SOOOOOOOOOOO DAMNNNN
(19:47) Luсie: HAAAAPPPPYPYYYY
(19:47) Luсie: HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
(19:47) Luсie: HEHEHEHEHHEHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH
(19:47) Luсie: HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
(19:47) MERR.I.AM♥: LOL
(19:47) Luсie: MMMMMMMSTERS
(19:47) Luсie: TOMORROW HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OH HOT DAMN
(19:48) Luсie: HAHAHASAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAWHAHEDHHASHHAAHHAHA
(19:48) MAC♥: WTF
(19:48) Luсie: ]YHAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYY
(19:48) MAC♥: ROFL
(19:48) MAC♥: LOLOL
(19:48) MAC♥: WHAT?
(19:48) Luсie: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW HAPPY I AM
(19:48) Luсie: HHHHHHHHHHAAMMMMMMSSTERRRRRRRRS TOMO0ROROWOWW
(19:48) Luсie: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
(19:48) Luсie: EEEEEEEEEEEEK
(19:48) MAC♥: ROFL
(19:48) Luсie: HAHAHAHAHA
(19:48) MERR.I.AM♥: (19:47) Luсie: MMMMMMMSTERS
(19:48) MERR.I.AM♥: o.o
(19:48) Luсie: OH HOT DAMN
(19:48) Luсie: THIS IS MY JAM
(19:48) MERR.I.AM♥: THIS SI MY JAM
(19:48) MERR.I.AM♥: KEEP ME
(19:48) Luсie: KEEP ME PARTYIN
(19:48) MERR.I.AM♥: PARTYING
(19:48) MERR.I.AM♥: TILL THE AM
(19:48) Luсie: TILL THE AM
(19:48) MERR.I.AM♥: IN THE AYER
(19:48) MERR.I.AM♥: AY AYER
(19:48) Luсie: AYER
(19:49) MERR.I.AM♥: AYER AY AYER
(19:49) Luсie: AY AYER
(19:49) Luсie: AYER
(19:49) Luсie: AY AYER
(19:49) MERR.I.AM♥: LOL
(19:49) Luсie: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
(19:49) MERR.I.AM♥: bich u crazy;]

byebye
-llllluuuuuuuciiiiieeeeeeee

Thursday, 12 April 2012

WHAT THE FUCK PICO -.-


U? FUCKING U?
UM, I'M SORRY, PICO. BUT IT IS Y O U WITH A Y AND AN O IN THE FRONT. ITS LIKE AN O SANDWICH, Y AND U ARE THE BREAD, O IS THE MEAT OR WHATEVER. F F S SPELL IT RIGHT BITCHES -.-

-Merryn

Tuesday, 10 April 2012

maglena;)

(18:43) maglena: hey
(18:43) Luсie: hi
(18:43) maglena: sexyy
(18:43) Luсie: sexier
(18:43) maglena: add me
(18:43) Luсie: no
(18:44) Luсie: you're too hot
(18:44) maglena: why ?
(18:44) Luсie: i'd just be
(18:44) Luсie: too tempted
(18:44) Luсie: to come and have sexx with you
(18:44) maglena: merr
(18:44) Luсie: when i really shouldn't
(18:44) maglena: no sexx
(18:44) Luсie: merr is afk
(18:44) Luсie: i know, no sexx
(18:44) maglena: yes
(18:44) Luсie: no
(18:44) Luсie: do you want to?
(18:44) maglena: merr is sexxy
(18:44) Luсie: oh i see
(18:44) maglena: whyyyyyyyyyyyy ?
(18:45) Luсie: and no, she's a dirty sluttttttt
(18:45) maglena: ok you noo sexxy
(18:45) maglena: merr e
(18:45) maglena: sexyy
(18:45) Luсie: oh thank you
(18:45) Luсie: :(
(18:45) maglena: ok
(18:45) Luсie: ok?
(18:45) maglena: im sorry
(18:45) Luсie: its ok
(18:45) Luсie: i love you
(18:45) maglena: love
(18:45) Luсie: sexyy
(18:45) maglena: add me
(18:45) maglena: plase
(18:45) maglena: yes
(18:45) Luсie: but i told you
(18:45) Luсie: I would be
(18:45) Luсie: so tempted
(18:46) maglena: add me
(18:46) Luсie: to have sexx with you
(18:46) Luсie: and i shouldn't
(18:46) maglena: yes add me
(18:46) maglena: love like sexyy
(18:46) maglena: bye

Then she left, wah.
-Luuuuuuuuuuucie

Monday, 9 April 2012

HAHAHAHA, bitch you're crazy;)

(01:53) Luсie: just thought about it
(01:53) ๑Cнeese๑: LOLOL
(01:53) Luсie: can you get pregnant
(01:53) Luсie: if you have sexx with an animal
(01:53) MERR.I.AM♥: o.o No lucie
(01:53) Luсie: by an animal, i dont mean
(01:53) Luсie: some really sick person
(01:53) Luсie: why not
(01:53) Luсie: its still sperm righttt
(01:54) MERR.I.AM♥: LOLLOLOL
(01:54) MERR.I.AM♥: "sperm is sperm"
(01:54) MERR.I.AM♥: LOLOL
(01:54) Luсie: yeah
(01:54) ๑Cнeese๑: and eggs are chocolate
(01:54) ๑Cнeese๑: mmm
(01:54) ๑Cнeese๑: LOLOL
(01:54) Luсie: LOL
(01:54) Luсie: oh my
(01:54) MERR.I.AM♥: HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHHAHHAAHA]
(01:54) Luсie: no but
(01:54) Luсie: why cant you

-Merryn o.o..

It's 01:14 AM And me and Lucie can't stop laughing..

(01:12) Luсie: (01:10) ๑Cнeese๑: my cat
(01:12) Luсie: (01:10) ๑Cнeese๑: is called
(01:12) Luсie: (01:10) Luсie: pisss everywhere,
(01:12) Luсie: (01:11) ๑Cнeese๑: Yeah
(01:13) MERR.I.AM♥: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA
(01:13) Luсie: or another one
(01:13) ๑Cнeese๑: LOLOL
(01:13) Luсie: (01:10) ๑Cнeese๑: my cat
(01:13) Luсie: (01:10) ๑Cнeese๑: is called
(01:13) Luсie: (01:11) MERR.I.AM♥: Rachel Stevens'
(01:13) MERR.I.AM♥: HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

-Merryn

Asidufhgngvfd

Call her a slut, call her a whore, don't like her, there's the door.
Call her anorexic, call her fat, look at yourself, before you say that.
Call her a flirt, call her a fake, you're just jealous, give her a break.
Call her different, call her strange, we know you've got problems, try and change.

-Lucie,xo

Dear ḰøøḼ, Don't try to outsmart me, you dumb fuck. Get a dictionary, kthanksbye.


And p.s: Putting as your profile "Merr say hi to LOLY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Or whatever, is  not funny, it makes you look like a retard

MERR.I.AM♥ (18:50)
No, I said don't accept. And *Who's

MERR.I.AM♥ (18:50)
Get a dictionary, seriously.

ḰøøḼ (18:50)
lol

MERR.I.AM♥ (18:51)
Oh dear, your profile again

MERR.I.AM♥ (18:51)
*You're

ḰøøḼ (18:51)
lol

MERR.I.AM♥ (18:52)
Please correct it, it's painful to look at..

ḰøøḼ (18:52)
now?

MERR.I.AM♥ (18:52)
*much :)

ḰøøḼ (18:53)
-_-

MERR.I.AM♥ (18:53)
:)

ḰøøḼ (18:53)
Now?

MERR.I.AM♥ (18:53)
*and

MERR.I.AM♥ (18:54)
*you're

ḰøøḼ (18:54)
fckk

MERR.I.AM♥ (18:54)
*fuck'


Don't bother trying.




-Love merr :') -.- 

Milkshakes, continued.



'My frozen dairy beverage bringeth
  all the gentlefolk to the yard,
 and they claim,
 "Surely, 'tis better than thine!
 Surely, 'tis better than thine!"
 I'd instruct you,
 though I must levy a fee.'

'My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yards, 
and they're like you wanna trade cards? 
Damn right i wanna trade cards, 
I can trade you, but not my Charizard.'


'My lactose including-flavored water base liquids invites all the people with Y chromosomes to my orchard and they assume 
My lactose drink is substantially excelling compared to yours
My good golly, my lactose is exponentially excelling compared to yours 
I would be able to mentor you 
But I must take thy power'

'my ten pounds brings all the bitches to the yard 
and they are like do you wanna have sex for a pound 
and am like fuck off bitches am oright'

'My big dick brings all the sluts to the yard,
and they're like i wanna suck it real hard,
damn right you can suck it real hard,
you can suck it but you'd have to swallow..'

'my homework brings
all the asians to the yard.
and they're like it wasn't that hard.'

'my magic brings Voldemort to the yard
and I'm like, that hurts my scar
damn right, that hurts my scar
I could kill you
but that'd be too hard'


There's some crazy people on the internet..
-Luuuuuuuuucie

Milkshakes..





HAHAHA, get your own brain, slagbag;)

Ah ah ah, milkshakes boom.

-Merryn;)

Bezziez4ezziez&alwezziez. we heartz u mr china.

Merr loves him too but he is my idol so I wanted to look like one of his ninja crew.

-Lucie

I decided to share our sneaky chat in the drafts bit.

wild nights out for you merrr 


MERR.I.AM♥ (13:16)
and omg -.- my auntie came around just then and she was like "happy easter here you go" and left


MERR.I.AM♥ (13:16)
i opened the card


MERR.I.AM♥ (13:16)
expecting £5 or £10


MERR.I.AM♥ (13:16)
but no.


MERR.I.AM♥ (13:16)
£2


MERR.I.AM♥ (13:17)
FUCCCK YOU BICH WHAT CAN I DO WITH £2? OH I'LL GO FOR A FUCCKING WILD NIGHT OUT


Luсie (13:30)
LOLOLOLOOLOL


Luсie (13:30)
oh merr


Luсie (13:31)
its a good thing you don't do 'wild nights out'


Luсie (13:32)
maybe buy some coffee, for your 'wild nights in' on pico;)


^ AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA


-Lucie (Merr posted it though ;) )

Sunday, 8 April 2012

I AM THE CRUSHER. lovelove, LV, todayyy.

(23:55) Luсie: no
(23:55) $Bwerry_Chwer$: Wanna be my bf
(23:55) Luсie: no no
(23:55) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: 1
(23:55) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: 2
(23:55) Andy Biersackk: rhape........
(23:55) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: 3
(23:55) dude 11: or wht
(23:55) Andy Biersackk: personal space
(23:55) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: STAND IN FONT OF ME
(23:55) Pxnda: laggy
(23:56) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: WHEN I SAY
(23:56) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: 3
(23:56) Luсie: is that a threat?
(23:56) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: 1
(23:56) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: 2
(23:56) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: 3
(23:56) Luсie: ARE YOU THREATENING ME?
(23:56) РOРƮǞЯƮ♥ʟєgєηd: hi
(23:56) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: TRY AGAIN
(23:56) dude 11: yes
(23:56) selena 2 cool: i cant
(23:56) Luсie: whahahahaha
(23:56) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: GO BACK
(23:56) Luсie: scared him away
(23:56) Pxnda: hi
(23:56) РOРƮǞЯƮ♥ʟєgєηd: derp
(23:56) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: GO BACCCK
(23:56) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: OR
(23:56) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: YOU WILL
(23:56) Jσяdи ☆Bℓυє : stalker
(23:56) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: SUFFER
(23:56) Jσяdи ☆Bℓυє : :3
(23:56) $Bwerry_Chwer$: Wanna be my bf
(23:56) ๔เภ๏ : go back?
(23:56) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: TH AEWESOMENESS
(23:56) Pxnda: herp
(23:56) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: AND POWER
(23:56) ๔เภ๏ : lol
(23:56) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: OH BB
(23:56) Luсie: niqqas be scared of lucie
(23:56) РOРƮǞЯƮ♥ʟєgєηd: me gusta >:)
(23:56) Pxnda: lol
(23:56) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: BOB*
(23:56) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: LOL LUCIE
(23:56) wÅg-¥'ow: hi
(23:56) Luсie: hehe
(23:56) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: NOT A VERY
(23:56) selena 2 cool: wow that sound stupid
(23:56) Luсie: ;)
(23:56) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: SCARY NAME
(23:56) Luсie: ikr
(23:56) Andy Biersackk: i like emo people  <-wtf?
(23:56) Luсie: i should be called like
(23:56) Luсie: THE CRUSHER
(23:56) Luсie: or something
(23:57) wÅg-¥'ow: hi'
(23:57) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: LMFAO
(23:57) Pxnda: derp
(23:57) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: 1
(23:57) Luсie: HEY YOU
(23:57) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: 2
(23:57) JøяđαηSpαякlєツ: hey <.<
(23:57) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: 3
(23:57) Andy Biersackk: merp
(23:57) Pxnda: HOOP LA
(23:57) ηι¢σlє cє: O.o
(23:57) Luсie: IM GONNA CRUSH YOU YEAH?
(23:57) wÅg-¥'ow: be my gf?
(23:57) Andy Biersackk: lol
(23:57) Pxnda: meep
(23:57) Andy Biersackk: XZD
(23:57) selena 2 cool: just move up
(23:57) ηι¢σlє cє: meme
(23:57) Andy Biersackk: XD
(23:57) dude 11: ok
(23:57) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: CLICK IN FRON TOF ME
(23:57) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: DUDE
(23:57) Luсie: ok
(23:57) Andy Biersackk: Fapp
(23:57) jåy ÐєαÐяα: meep
(23:57) JøяđαηSpαякlєツ: nopppee
(23:57) lolly33: can every 1 move foward
(23:57) ηι¢σlє cє: O.o
(23:57) ηι¢σlє cє: O.o
(23:57) РOРƮǞЯƮ♥ʟєgєηd: fapfapfapfap
(23:57) Luсie: no dude you dont accept it
(23:57) Luсie: nonono
(23:57) ηι¢σlє cє: o.o
(23:57) selena 2 cool: i cant u idiot
(23:57) Luсie: they cant
(23:57) Pxnda: meep
(23:57) JøяđαηSpαякlєツ: holy fuc
(23:57) Luсie: hahahaha
(23:57) jåy ÐєαÐяα: moop
(23:57) ηι¢σlє cє: BRB
(23:57) wÅg-¥'ow: pls
(23:57) Luсie: you tell em bob
(23:57) Pxnda: beep
(23:57) JøяđαηSpαякlєツ: ur small
(23:57) selena 2 cool: move
(23:57) Pxnda: boop
(23:57) Luсie: just
(23:57) jåy ÐєαÐяα: boop
(23:57) JøяđαηSpαякlєツ: >.>
(23:57) jåy ÐєαÐяα: aww
(23:57) Luсie: stand in their way
(23:57) Andy Biersackk: dude i told my teacher she is fap and i told her it ment smart
(23:57) Pxnda: bop
(23:57) Luсie: dont back down
(23:57) jåy ÐєαÐяα: u beat me to it
(23:57) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: GURL YOU MOVE
(23:57) Pxnda: lol
(23:57) Luсie: LOL
(23:57) Pxnda: lucky
(23:57) dude 11: i'll like to see u try
(23:57) jåy ÐєαÐяα: SADFACE
(23:57) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
(23:57) Luсie: >
(23:57) wÅg-¥'ow: be my gf?
(23:58) Pxnda: i wanted eye patch
(23:58) Andy Biersackk: and she serched on the computer in front of maii wholeclasss
(23:58) Luсie: no thank you
(23:58) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: CUZ U CANT DO ANYTHING BUT
(23:58) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: CAPS LOCK ME
(23:58) Pxnda: i got teddy bear
(23:58) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: TO DEATH
(23:58) Pxnda: lol
(23:58) Luсie: I don't reallly enjoy crushing people
(23:58) jåy ÐєαÐяα: but then u took an arrow to the knee
(23:58) lolly33: don't speak to ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ like that
(23:58) dude 11: lol
(23:58) ROCKY : <_<
(23:58) wÅg-¥'ow: be jmy gf?
(23:58) Pxnda: I chooose you
(23:58) Luсie: Plus, I don't know how
(23:58) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: DUDE
(23:58) Luсie: YES
(23:58) Pxnda: PIKACHU
(23:58) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: GO BACK
(23:58) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: AD LETS
(23:58) Luсie: coach bob
(23:58) dude 11: no
(23:58) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: CLICK IT
(23:58) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: AT THE
(23:58) $Bwerry_Chwer$: Wanna be my bf'
(23:58) jåy ÐєαÐяα: O 3 O
(23:58) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: SAME TIME
(23:58) Pxnda: skyrim
(23:58) Luсie: STEP AWAY FROM THE UNDERAGE PICOS
(23:58) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: YES.
(23:58) jåy ÐєαÐяα: YUSH
(23:58) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: GO BACK
(23:58) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: OR YER
(23:58) Pxnda: I CHOOSE YOU
(23:58) selena 2 cool: i dont want to hear any move c.r.a.p from u
(23:58) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: ON THE NAUGHTY LIST
(23:58) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: FOR CHRISTMAS
(23:58) Pxnda: PIKACHU
(23:58) РOРƮǞЯƮ♥ʟєgєηd: o.o
(23:58) $Bwerry_Chwer$: Me
(23:58) РOРƮǞЯƮ♥ʟєgєηd: LOLL
(23:58) Luсie: yeah bob, no more 'c.r.a.p' ;)
(23:58) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: LOL
(23:58) dude 11: GO BACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(23:58) selena 2 cool: move please
(23:59) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: YOU MOVE PLEASE
(23:59) Luсie: BOB SANDWICH YAY
(23:59) $Bwerry_Chwer$: Wanna be my bf
(23:59) ⓜⓘⓒⓗⓔⓛⓛⓔ: BISH
(23:59) ηι¢σlє cє: back
(23:59) selena 2 cool: i cant u idiot
(23:59) Luсie: JOINING THE FUN

The bold red bits are where im just like WTF?!?!?!
But yeah, I love bob, shes a legend. And a sandwich.:)

(00:02) Luсie: we were all
(00:02) MERR.I.AM: i heard your heart say
(00:02) Luсie: mean girls quote, bam
(00:02) MERR.I.AM: love love loveeeeee
(00:02) Luсie: still listening to that song;)
(00:02) MERR.I.AM: i'e been
(00:02) Luсie: but whenever someone says love love
(00:02) MERR.I.AM: looking for it
(00:02) Luсie: im like
(00:02) MERR.I.AM: LV
(00:02) Luсie: L.V
(00:02) MERR.I.AM: TODAYYY
(00:03) αчα: -poops eggs-
(00:03) Luсie: TODAY
(00:03) Luсie: YES
(00:03) Luсie: HAHA
(00:03) JαкιєGrαcє: NICE
(00:03) MERR.I.AM: FUCCK YEAH



LOVELOVE, LV, TODAYYYYYY
-LUCIE:)