Whats the difference between a reindeer and a grape?
˙˙ɹǝǝpuıǝɹ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ʇdǝɔxǝ `ǝldɹnd ɥʇoq ǝɹ,ʎǝɥʇ
What do turkeys eat at christmas?
(:ɯǝɥʇ ʇɐǝ ǝʍ `ƃuıɥʇou
What did the snowman order at mc dnnalds?
ǝɔnɐs ʎllıɥɔ puɐ ɹǝƃɹnq ǝɔı
Warning: They aren't funny..
-m.dawg xox
Yo yo yo! All...you...sucka MC's ain't got nothin' on me. From my grades to my rhymes, you can't touch Kevin G. I'm a mathlete, so a nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard, I'm like James Bond the Third. Sh-sh-shaken not stirred, I'm Kevin Gnapoor. The G is silent when I sneak through your door and make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me 'cause the next time you see her she be like "Oh! Kevin G..."
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